Smack-Fu Master, in training Registered: Dec 11, 2000 Posts: 92
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Here's one I hear often that I like: Here's to Honor Get on her Stay on her If you can't c** in her C** On her Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast. "From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???"
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Ars Praefectus Registered: Oct 23, 2003 Posts: 3828
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"From my top to your bottom, from my bottom to your top...from my middle to your middle...be good John and you might just get a little!" The Lady Chablis BR
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"I drank WHAT?!" Ars Legatus Legionis Tribus: Melbourne, Australia (formally Bristol, UK) Registered: Jun 15, 2001 Posts: 12643
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My friend said "Ladies and Gentlemen....to kinky sex!" at another friend's wedding. No-one was expecting that, I can tell you. -- View image here: //episteme.arstechnica.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif -- And of course there's always the classic: "To wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"
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Ars Praefectus Registered: Aug 28, 2001 Posts: 4207
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"Here's to absent friends. And the ones who are here now."
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"Beard Fightmaster" Ars Legatus Legionis et Subscriptor Registered: Apr 27, 1999 Posts: 20526
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quote:Originally posted by 51t: Here's one I hear often that I like: Here's to Honor Get on her Stay on her If you can't c** in her C** On herAnyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast. "From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???" NONONO!
That's not the whole thing! To Honor: I offered my honor She honored my offer All night long I was Honor and Off her Here's to Hittin' Honor Gettin' Honor Stayin' Honor If you can't cum in her Cum honor
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"Friendly Neighborhood Canadiaman" Ars Legatus Legionis Tribus: San Francisco
Registered: Apr 11, 2000 Posts: 51842
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"Here's to those that wish us well, and all the rest can burn in hell!" "Cheers, beers and great big tits!"
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"SEANNATORR" Moderator et Subscriptor Tribus: Starbase 375 Registered: Jun 12, 2001 Posts: 34545
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My friends and I often toast to the fall of Western Civilization. It's kind of a running joke. I'm also a fan of the old Irish saying (now since used in a thousand movies), which although I don't know if it was ever intended as a toast certainly makes a great one. "May those who love us, love us. Those that hate us - may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."
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Ars Tribunus Angusticlavius et Subscriptor Registered: Jun 12, 2000 Posts: 9999
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Here's to the women we love, Here's to the women that love us, If the women we love don't love us, Fuck the women, here's to us.
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Ars Legatus Legionis et Subscriptor Registered: Jan 6, 2000 Posts: 40734
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This is long, and is basically a bunch of other toasts strung together: quote:This is a toast to rape, riot, and revolution May prostitution flourish, may virginity cease May son of a bitch become a household word Bees do it and die, birds do it and fly Dogs do it and stick to it, so why can't you and I? Friends may come, friends may go, Friends may peter out you know But we'll be friends through
thick and thin so peter out or peter in When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickey-dunkin But when the weather's hot and sticky, that's the time for dunkin' dickey May bloody piles possess you, may corns adorn your feet May crabs the size of lobsters sit on your balls and eat And when you're old and gray and in a syphilitic wreck May you fall right through your asshole and break your fuckin' neck Cheers!
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"Bozo nightmare" Ars Tribunus Militum et Subscriptor Tribus: It becomes normal, if you keep doing it. Everything does. Registered: Oct 9, 1999 Posts: 2845
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The only toasts I use: Me: "To infinity..." Others: "And beyond!" Or, "To hell with the lot of you!"
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What's the toast if you can't come in her come on her?
Here's to courage, here's to honour. If you can't come in her, come on her! Cheers. Here's to getting honor, here's to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her cum honor.
What are good cheers to say?
To Your Health.
May your beautiful lips never blister! ... .
May you live for as long as you want, and never want for as long as you live! ... .
Strike hands with me. ... .
To absent friends, and to ourselves, as no one is likely to concern themselves with our welfare. ... .
Health to those I love, wealth to those who love me..
What do you say when you toast?
Simply lift your glass and say, “Hear, hear”, or “Cheers.” *Do keep your toast short. *Do toast the host in return if you are the guest of honor and are being toasted.
Where are you expected to say kampai instead of Cheers?
Japan. In order to cheers in Japanese with your sake in hand, you will want to know the word “kampai”. The word means empty cup or bottoms up and which is first said by the most senior member of the hosting family and always let their glass be higher than yours.