If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a k-car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million
dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere)
Spoken:
We could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff.
And there would be food just laid out for us,
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things,
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame
'em? haha yeah!
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oooo all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If
I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)
Spoken:
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more of it,
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right all the fanciest ketchup... dijon ketchup (mmmmmm)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well,
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if i had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars (x5)
I'd be rich!! Lyrics licensed and provided by
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Barenaked Ladies
Barenaked Ladies (often abbreviated BNL or occasionally BnL) is a Canadian alternative rock band. The band is currently composed of Jim Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, and Tyler Stewart. Barenaked Ladies formed in 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, then a suburban municipality outside the City of Toronto. They are best known for their hit singles, "One Week", "The Old Apartment", "Pinch Me", "If I Had $1000000", "Brian Wilson"; as well as the theme for the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. They have won multiple Juno Awards and have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They are also known for their light-hearted, comedic performance style. Their live shows are known for humorous banter between songs and improvised raps/songs, both of which are staples at virtually eve… more »
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If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere (You know we could just go up the and hang out) (Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there'd be foods laid out for us) (With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm) (They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon) (Can you blame them? Yeah) If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner (But we would eat Kraft dinner) (Of course we would, we'd just eat more) (And buy really expensive ketchups with it) (That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm) If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?!) If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars I'd be richThe easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com
Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page
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