Riddle: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine! Source: //www.riddles.com/1686
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“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?"/"A blood orange.”
A popular vampire riddle is:
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange.
“What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?"/"A necktarine” and “What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream?"/"Veinilla” are similar vampire riddles.
24 March 1991, Pittsburgh (PA) Press, “Fruits,” pg. J2, col. 1:
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: Blood orange.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
VampiresHauke Reddmann
5/16/97 (...) : > What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? : NECK-tarine. : Blood Orange? (At last the ones red inside are called that way in Germany)8 April 1999, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room; Reading by 9; Pint-Sized Punch Lines,” pg. 9:
What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! (Lauren, 9, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter Elementary)Google Groups: alt.teens.penpals
A Question I have about sex.merry mcgrath
4/21/99 Thanks, Andy. And for those of you out there with pointy sticks, go sit on them, or better yet, read these: 1. What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.Google Books
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Jokes, Quips, and Fun Stuff for Many Occasions, Over Forty Categories—Book 2 By Frank Verano Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com) 2012 Pg. 209: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? A necktarine (second choice— blood orange).
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Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
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