Episodes
Bobby Goes Nuts
Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack
... Moremove in a self-defense class--for women.LessSoldier of Misfortune
After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence,
... MorePeggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.LessLupe's Revenge
A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally
... Morebrings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.LessThe Father, the Son, and J.C.
Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so
... MoreBobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.LessFather of the Bribe
After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up
... Morewith her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.LessI'm with Cupid
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing
... Moreexperiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.LessTorch Song Hillogy
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen,
... Morebut it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.LessJoust Like a Woman
Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair
... Moretreatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.LessThe Bluegrass is Always Greener
Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle
... Morecontest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.LessThe Substitute Spanish Prisoner
A con man who offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate
... Morecourse, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.LessUnfortunate Son
Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting
... MoreHank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.LessAre You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to
... Morebe a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.LessTankin' It to the Streets
After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig
... Morefor an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.LessOf Mice and Little Green Men
When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities
... Moreof the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.LessA Man Without a Country Club
Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's
... MoreHank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.LessBeer and Loathing
Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause
... Morein her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.LessFun with Jane and Jane
Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and
... Moregets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.LessMy Own Private Rodeo
Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy
... Morefather was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.LessSug Night
Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with
... MoreNancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.LessDang Ol' Love
Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for
... Morefalls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.LessReturning Japanese (1)
The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize
... Moreto the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.LessReturning Japanese (2)
Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly
... Morefound Japanese son.Less