Best Christmas Pageant Ever Musical songs

Hark! The Herdman Angels Sing! : Quad City Music Guild’s “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever: The Musical runs at the Prospect Park Auditorium (1584 34th Avenue, Moline) through December 8, and more information and tickets are available by calling (309)762-6610 or visiting QCMusicGuild.com.

The Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world–so when they crash Sunday school and demand parts in the Christmas pageant, the whole town panics. There’s not supposed to be biting or cigar-smoking in Bethlehem, and while these kids have never even heard the Christmas story, they definitely have rewrites! Soon everyone from the terrified pint-sized shepherds to the furious church ladies are calling for reluctant director Grace Bradley to fire the Herdmans. It’s up to Grace and the Reverend to help their community see the Christmas story and the Herdman kids through new eyes in this buoyant musical adaptation of the funny and touching holiday classic. Silent night? Not a chance. But sometimes a little joyful noise is just right for Christmas.

Roles
11 F, 8 M (19-50 possible)

Musicians
1

Acts
1

Duration
55 mins

Music

1. Perfect Little Town
2. The Horrible Herdmans
3. Take My Lunch
4. Hey Mrs Bradley
5. My Mother Said
6. Die Herod Die
7. Baskets for the Needy
8. Best Gift of All
9. On a Night Like This
10. Let There Be Joy

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Creators

Jahnna Beecham

Playwright/Lyricist Jahnna Beecham (Playwright/Lyricist) met Malcolm Hillgartner (Composer/Lyricist) while acting at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival. They were married onstage at the Empty Space Theatre in Seattle and have built a life together in the...

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Malcolm Hillgartner

Composer/Lyricist Malcolm Hillgartner (Composer/Lyricist) met Jahnna Beecham (playwright/lyricist) while acting at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival. They were married onstage at the Empty Space Theatre in Seattle and have built a life together in the...

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Reviews

"Did BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER really need to be a musical? Yes.THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER: THE MUSICAL may be the first play written for kids that would inspire me to buy the original cast album, if there were one . . . The show would be vastly less interesting if music and lyrics by Jahnna Beecham and Malcolm Hillgartner were yanked and the source material went naked. That’s remarkable, as the show adapts strong source material indeed."

Charlotte Observer

"A lively show... full of upbeat tunes, this winning addition to the holiday canon manages to also touch the heart... the tunes make a swell addition."

Orlando Sentinel

Instrumentation

1 Musician

Piano or Tracks

Casting

THE HERDMAN KIDS
RALPH - 13
The oldest and coolest. He's the enforcer.
IMOGENE - 12
(pronounced im-uh-jeen. Im sounds like him) Leader of the Herdmans. She's loud, bossy, and crafty.
LEROY - 11
Ralph's backup. Very confident in the muscle department.
CLAUDE - 10
Scrappy and smart.
OLLIE - 9
A bit of a naïve urchin who follows the older boys' leads.
GLADYS - 8
Little, but fierce. Nothing scares Gladys.

THE BRADLEYS
GRACE - 35-40ish
Sweet, good-humored, slightly frazzled Mom.
BOB - 35-40ish
Easygoing Dad, wry sense of humor.
CHARLIE - 10
Typical kid brother, says what he thinks.
BETH - 11
Charlie's older and wiser sister. She's honest and kind.

CHURCH PEOPLE
HELEN ARMSTRONG - 40-50ish
Organized steamroller. She's always in charge.
REVEREND HOPKINS - 40-50ish
Occasionally befuddled, always well-meaning.

CHURCH LADIES
LUANNE - 35-40ish
Sassy, tells it like it is.
BETTY - 30-40ish
Sweet southerner, calls everyone "honey."
CONNIE - 30-40ish
Direct, no-nonsense type.

KIDS
ALICE WENDLEKEN - 11
Know-it-all. She thinks she's perfect.
ELMER HOPKINS - 10
Preacher's kid, which means he needs to behave and be nice.
TEDDY SHOEMAKER - 9
Wimpy kid with glasses, asks too many questions.
IVY REED: - 11
Beth's earnest friend who is sometimes a goody-goody.

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