Come in her come on her toast

Come in her come on her toast

Ars Tribunus Militum

Tribus: Salem, WI

Registered: Sep 11, 2001

Posts: 2480

I used to have this as an away message, and now I can't find it. It goes something along the lines of "gettin honor, staying honor, and if you can't cum in her, come honor"

It was a lot longer, and I thought I found it here. I did find a shorter version of the quote on Google, but I'd like the full version.

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Ars Scholae Palatinae

Registered: Jul 3, 2001

Posts: 857

"to valor
to honor
to getting on her
to staying on her
and if you can't come in her,
come on her"
or
"here's to honor,
if you can get on her, stay on her,
if you can't come in her,
come on her"

Ars Tribunus Militum

Tribus: Salem, WI

Registered: Sep 11, 2001

Posts: 2480

It's exactly like the first one, but longer.

Oh well, that'll have to do. Thanks!

Ars Scholae Palatinae

Registered: Mar 27, 2000

Posts: 759

Or... the (slightly cleaner) variation that I know and love:

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was on her and off her

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Senator
et Subscriptor

Tribus: Las Vegas

Registered: Feb 12, 2000

Posts: 27894

I realize this is completely off topic and of no help whatsoever but DoctorGroove's post reminded me of some song lyrics, and if I don't post them they will stay in my head and haunt me for hours, perhaps days. Therefore I am compelled to post:

That I missed her depressed her young sister named Esther,
This mister to pester she tried.
Now a pestering sister's a festering blister
You'd best to resist her, say I.
This mister resisted, the sister persisted,
I kissed her, all loyalty slipped.
When she said I could have her,
Her sister's cadaver must surely have turned in its crypt, yes, yes, yes, yesssss.....

Thank you, please pull through.

Ars Tribunus Militum

Tribus: Salem, WI

Registered: Sep 11, 2001

Posts: 2480

quote:


Originally posted by DoctorGroove:
Or... the (slightly cleaner) variation that I know and love:

She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And all night long
He was on her and off her

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Actually, that was a part of it, too. Maybe I'll have to piece it together as I remember it.

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Ars Legatus Legionis
et Subscriptor

Registered: Apr 27, 1999

Posts: 20505

I offered my honor
She honored my offer
all night long
I was honor and off her
Here's to
Hitin' honor
getin' honor
stayin' honor
If you can't come in her
come honor!

Ars Legatus Legionis

Tribus: Des Moines, IA

Registered: May 15, 2001

Posts: 10386

I don't get it.

this some sort of rugby chant or something, because those are always PC and tasteful. -- View image here: http://episteme.arstechnica.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif --

Come in her come on her toast

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