Looking for pig jokes? Then you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re a farmer, teacher, parent or kid, you’re going to find some funny pig jokes worth sharing. We hope you like this great collection of jokes about pigs – they are clean pig jokes and safe for kids of all ages! Fun Pig Facts: Did you know that, contrary to what most people think, pigs are actually quite clean? This misconception comes from the fact that pigs that live in hot climates roll around in mud to cool off. Also: pigs are one of the smartest domesticated animals – and are actually smarter than dogs! Pig Jokes for KidsQ: How do pigs write secret messages? Q: Which Star Wars character was really a pig? Q: What is a pig’s favorite color? Q: What do piglets do after school? Q: What do you call a pig with no legs? Q: What do pigs bring to the beach? More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓ Q: Why did the pig put a blanket on the ground? Q: What do you call a pig that’s no fun to be
around? Q: What did the pig say when he got hurt? Q: What move did the karate pig like most? Q: What do you call a pig that wins the lottery? Q: What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Q: What
happened when the pig pen broke? Q: What was the pig’s favorite book? Q: What do pigs call the creation of the Universe? Q: Which sport was invented by pigs? Q: How do you fit more pigs on a farm? More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓ Q: What do pigs dress as on Halloween? Q: What do you get when you cross a
pig with a scary dinosaur? Q: What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed his tail? Q: What do pigs do on nice days? Q: How to pigs greet their parents? Q: What kind of truck do pigs drive? Q: What’s another name for the story, The Three Little Pigs? Q: What do you call a fake pig story? Q: What instrument do pigs play in band? Q: What was the pigs favorite ballet? Q: What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve? Still More Jokes Below ↓ ↓ Q: What sporting event do pigs hold every four years? Q: Where do pigs go after high school? Q: Where do swine go for vacation? Q: What do pigs put on
pancakes? Q: Who is the greatest pig painter? Q: What do pig sailors yell when they stop their ships? Q: What do you call a pig that drives all over the road? More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓ Q: Why do pigs hand out on February 14th? Q: Why did the pig get arrested? Q: What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Q: Why was the pig ejected from the football game? Q: Who rolls around in the mud and delivers cute baskets? Q: How did the farmer know the goat was stealing eggs? Q: What was the pig’s favorite position in baseball? Q: What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig? Q: How do get a sick pig to the hospital? Q: Which President was really a pig? Q: What do you call a pig thief? Q: Who was the smartest pig in history? Q: Which magazine do the 3-little pigs like to read? Q: What kind of parties do pigs like to throw? Q: What do pigs use when they get a scraped knee? Q: Why should you never tell a pig a secret? Q: Which actor do pigs like the least? Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? Q: Why should you never share a bed with a pig? Q: What brand do trendy pigs wear? Q: What do you call a pig laundromat? Q: Do you want to hear a clean joke? Q: What did one pig say to the other? Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Q: Where do pigs leave their cars? Q: Why did the pig lose the race? Q: Why are pig books so interesting? Halloween Jokes on your Phone or Device Never search for clean Halloween jokes again – Download them now instead. Get EVERY Halloween joke you’ll ever need right now and access them anytime on your PC, phone, tablet, Kindle or other device – forever! #1 for Parents and Teachers! Great for parties, events, cards and trick-or-treating. Plus you’ll get a fun bonus – Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Printable (30+ Days of Jokes).
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