"How many episodes of Deathbattle have we watched so far?" Yang said
"Well with one episode per night I'd say at least 84 episodes" Weiss said after doing the math in her head.
"Well its about to be 85 episodes cause I'm staring the next one" Ruby said as she started the next episode.
Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: The Holy Shonen Trinity, the big three. Any long time reader of Shonen Jump will recognize these, some of the biggest titles in manga and anime history.
"So anime must be pretty big their world" Blake said
"Apperently so if they have something called 'The big three' " Weiss said
Boomstick: And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down.
"What's a shonen?" Ruby said
"I'm on it" Yang said looking up the definition and after a few seconds she found it. "Oh here it is, a shonen is a type of anime directed at a younger audience and kids" Yang said as she read what it said on her scroll.
"Oh" Ruby said
Wiz: Naruto Uzumaki, ninja prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: And Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Naruto Uzumaki
Wiz: Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves, is a pretty quiet town.
"Kinda like vale right sis" Ruby said
"Yep" Yang said
Boomstick: Not what I'd expect for a city full of ninja. Still, there was at least one troublemaker among the bunch, the number one knucklehead ninja, Naruto Uzumaki.
"Wait did he say a city full of ninjas?" Blake said
"Yep that's what I heard" Yang said
Naruto: I'm home, everyone! Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf Village!
Wiz: Orphaned at a young age and ostracized by his peers, Naruto may have been mischievous, but he had great aspirations. His goal was to become the towns Hokage.
"What?" Ruby said
Boomstick: Which is a fancy word for ninja governor.
"Oh okay" Ruby said
Wiz: The only way Naruto could reach such a prestigious position was to excel in ninja school.
"Kinda like beacon" Weiss said
"Except minus the dust Grimm and semblances" Yang said
Boomstick: Like ninja Harry Potter, though he should really find a place that'll teach him not to dress like a clown and run like a real human being. What does he think he is, an airplane?
"Haha the outfit does make him look like a clown" Yang said
Wiz/Weiss: Actually, his posture likely decreases wind resistance, which could be beneficial when moving at superhuman speeds where angular momentum is a smaller factor.
Boomstick: (mocks him), I remember when you ran like that in middle school.
"Hahahahah" RWBY said
Naruto Shippuden – Madara vs Shinobi Alliance Scene
"And then he was like bam! And whoosh! And heat vision!" Ruby exclaimed animatedly.
"Ruby I watched it with you, why I are you retelling it?" Weiss asked.
"Because Superman is so cool!" Ruby exclaimed as she gushed at the fight.
"Was. Superman was so cool, now he's dead. Move on." Raven said with a smile earning her a punch on the shoulder from Summer.
Ruby frowned as she folded her arms "Meanie."
"Definitely the best superhero." Jaune said with a smile.
"Ego much?" Cardin asked.
Jaune shook his head "Not because he looks like me but because the entire reason he was fighting was because he was protecting people."
"Don't worry everyone, there will be more heroes with their times to shine shown also!" Cosmo exclaimed with a grin.
"YES!" Ruby exclaimed excitedly, though she was hoping that these heroes weren't killers.
Blake blushed "I would like to see that bat hero again..."
"But this time we see a villain!" Cosmo exclaimed.
This piqued multiple people's interests as they smirked at the idea.
"Villain?" Cinder asked with smirk.
"And what does this villain do exactly?" Roman asked.
"Is it me? Please tell me it's me!" Tyrian begged excitedly.
"Well I mentioned and army and well...it's basically an all-out fight against one person." Cosmo stated.
"Sounds powerful." Qrow said.
"Superman powerful?" Ruby asked with a smirk.
Cosmo shrugged as he poofed to his seat and started the dimension "Who knows, she's considered a god in this dimension and all these guys are trained ninjas."
Blake blinked "Wait...NINJAS!?"
"Explain now!" Adam demanded.
Cosmo groaned as he paused and spoke "This dimension is a dimension were almost everybody is a ninja and blah, blah demon fox baby's blah, blah ninja Jesus blah, blah. Can we start now?"
"Fine." Adam growled as he rolled his eyes.
"You and your half-assed explanations." Miltia said.
"Sorry but this fight is super awesome and I really wanna show you guys!" Cosmo stated with an excited smile.
Blake was now very excited to see the contents of this dimension and blushed when she thought about her book correlating with this dimension.
The dimension started by showing Salem in her usual all black but she was in pants rather than a dress and she wore white armor sparingly on her body as she stood quite a distance away from a varying army of multiple people staring or glaring at her with fear in their eyes.
"It seems as if it's my turn." Salem said with a smirk.
Ozpin frowned "I don't think I'm going to like this one."
"You and me both." Glynda said as she folded her arms.
"That's a big army." Ironwood said.
"Why would so many warriors be this fearful of one person?" Clover asked.
"Look at them! They're terrified!" Tyrian laughed.
For some odd reason, everyone felt some kind of danger when the Salem on screen was shown. It wasn't overbearing but subtle enough to send shivers up everyone's spine.
