What does hair mean in slang?

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One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

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do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b

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1. The stuff on your head. It can come in any number of colors. Natural (Blonde, Brunette, Red, Brown, etc.) or not (Pink, Blue, Spotted, Polka-Dotted). You have to look this up?

2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.

1: "Oooh I love you're hair."

2: "Did you see the movie Hair?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Why would I watch something about hair?"
"Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it!!"

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A intelligent and attractive man who has everything going for him, including a full head of hair. (Opposite of The Head.)

The Hair is ridiculously good looking.

by Liz Lemon January 20, 2007

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The Hair

A inside joke used to describe a guy with great hair

Hay Georgia have you seen what "the hair" is wearing today

by The great o mighty June 9, 2018

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Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

by JohnBoy October 27, 2004

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Hair on Hair

Hair on hair can happen with gay sex also.

1. John experienced hair on hairby going hilt deep in his boyfriend's hairy, jungle ass, mingling his own pubes with the rectal hair of his lover.

by C-Side October 28, 2004

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Hair

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

by ERIC October 19, 2003

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A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

by nofu May 9, 2010

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the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

by Stupid Flanders December 2, 2005

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