What is the most German thing to say?

Can you get through this amusing list of German Phrases translated into English without laughing your ass off?

Germans aren’t known for their humour. When it comes to German grammar, you can’t help but laugh at its complex rules and figuring out which article to use for each case. It’s so confusing that there’s no other way to express your frustration but laugh. These German phrases will have you laughing for less stressful reasons.

German idioms are a constant source of hilarity, especially when directly translated into English. So, in honour of native speakers and German language students, I thought I’d share this extensive list of common German phrases that most native speakers use regularly but probably didn’t even realise were all that funny…until now.

When you first start out speaking a foreign language, you’ll have quite a few near misses. Sometimes you’ll translate things literally, or simply forget to apply a grammar rule. This happens with the German language and all many other languages. Whether you’re a beginner, intermediate or in need of a refresher, check out these popular German courses by German teacher Kerstin Cable from Fluent Languages.

Now, let’s take a look at some funny German phrases.

EnglishGermanMeaningNow it goes around the sausageJetzt geht’s um die WurstAll or nothingThere you are on the woodwayDu bist auf dem HolzwegYou are completely wrongMy hair stands up to the mountainMir stehen die Haare zu BergeI’ve got goosebumpsI understand only train stationIch versteh nur BahnhofI have no idea what you are sayingSorry but my English is under all pigTut mir leid, aber mein Englisch ist under aller SauSorry, but my English is just the worstI think I spiderIch glaub, ich spinnerI believe I’m dreamingThe Devil I will do!Den Teufel werd ich tun!I will NOT do that!Come on, jump over your shadowKomm schon, spring über deinen SchattenGet out of your comfort zoneYou walk me animally on the cookieDu gehts mir tierisch auf den KeksYou are getting on my nerves, MassivelyHolla the wood fairyHolla die WaidfeeWell, that’s unexpectedI see black for youIch seh schwarz für dichI don’t see any good news coming your wayYou are such a fear-rabbitDu bist so ein AngsthaseYou are so easily scaredYou might tick incorrectlySie ticken doch ganz nicht richtigYou are stupidYou are missing cups in your cupboardDu hast nicht mehr alle Tassen im SchrankYou’re crazyYou have a birdDu hast doch einen VogelYou are crazyShe had a circleruntogetherbreakSie hatten einen KreislaufzusammenbruchShe faintedI fall from all cloudsIch falle aus allen WolkenI have not expected thisNo one can reach me the waterNiemand kann mir das Wasser reichenNobody is better than meYou are the yellow from the eggDu bist das Gelbe vom EiYou are all I’m looking forIt runs me ice cold down my backEs laûft mir eiskalt den Rücken runterMy blood runs coldI’m foxdevilswindIch bin fuchsteufelswildI’m super madThat makes me nobody so quickly afterDas macht mir so schnell keiner nachNo one will copy that so easilyNow we have the saladNun haben wir den SalatWell, here we have what we deserveI think my pig whistlesIch glaud mein Schwein pfeiftI believe I’m dreamingYou can slide my back downDu kannst Mir den Buckel runter rutschenLeave me alone / get out of hereMy dear Mr Singing ClubMein lieber Herr GesangsvereinImpressiveThat goes off like Schmitz’ catDas geht ab wie Schmitz KatzeThat escalated quicklyI laugh me brokenIch lach mich kaputtYou got to be kidding meYou will come in devil’s kitchenDu kommst in TeufelskücheYou’re in deep troubleThe motive holies the meansDas Motiv heiligt die MittelAnything’s a dildo if you’re brave enoughI make me out of the dustIch mach mich aus dem StaubI’m leavingYou have a crack in your dishDu hast nen Sprung in der SchüsselYou’re crazyNow we sit here in the inkNun sitzen wir hier in der TinteWe’re in troubleNow the oven is outNun ist der Ofen ausGame over. Nothing else to expectI have now really my nose fullIch hab jetzt echt de Nase vollEnough of that bullshitYou luck mushroomDu GlüchspilzYou lucky manI get the crisisIch krieg die KriseI’m going madYou’re a pea counterDu bist ein ErbsenzählerYou are very nit pickyDead said live longerTotgesagte leben längerDon’t write it off too earlyI stand on the tubeIch steh auf dem SchlauchI have no idea what is going onEverything for the catAlles für die Katz’All for nothingA stone falls from my heartMir fällt ein Stein vom HerzenI’m relievedNow it punches ThirteenNun schlägt’s aber dreizehnThat’s enoughThat fits on no cowskinDas passt auf keine KuhhautYour lies are unbelieveableYou can take poison on thatDarauf kannst du Gift nehmenYou can bet on itYou helped me no meter furtherDu hast mir keinen Meter weitergeholfenYour advice was a waste of timeThere you are looking stupid out of the laundryDa guckst du dumm aus der WäscheYou didn’t expect that, no?There the dog goes crazy in the panDa wird er Hund ind er Pfanne verrücktThat’s unbelievablePut a tooth on itLeg einen Zahn draufBe quickerLid down, monkey deadKlapp zu, Affe totThat’s it

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