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Owen and Claire return to the island of Isla Nublar to save the dinosaurs from a volcano that's about to erupt. They soon encounter terrifying new breeds of gigantic dinosaurs.
What happened? I'm shocked. Was this supposed to be a SPOOF of the original? I keep waiting for Dan Akroid and Chevy Chase to pop up like SNL spoofs where every obvious fake movie trick is accentuated to create humor, you know like the audience could actually be fooled by the fakeness. Even the music is like it came off an old Android app. This movie is as realistic as there parody Aitplane 2, or Naked Gun 2-1/2, or maybe three stooges.....nah, at least the stooges actually made it look
like something had a reason for the way things happened. Things just happen because the screenwriters wrote it to happen, with complete disregard and lack of any thought as to whether or not it would have been anything near what might really happen.. It really breaks up there movie so much and is so distracting to anything that might could be an interesting scene opportunity. In one scene, a 7-ton military transport vehicle achieves 60 mph in less than 60 yards of a flat concrete dock, then
turns into chitty chitty bang bang and lifts it's own front wheels off the ground somehow without a ramp, or anything to protect it upward, not even a hot dog vendor's cart, no Chinatown carts, no rumble strips, garbage bags, not even a pebble.... Why weren't they singing, "My fine four-fendered friend, ooh ohh, bang bang chitty chitty bang bang..". Just then it leaps by itself up into the air about 6 feet up in order to fly over water into the cargo bay of a boat filled with enemy personnel and
many other people who, by the way, don't even notice their enemy flying their huge monster truck and crashing it into the back of their boat cargo bay. I'm no expert on soldiers training, but I'd venture to say those guys wouldn't have made it thru boot camp with their lack of awareness of 120 decibel, about a 9 magnatude on the richter scale impacts from 14,000 pounds of steel crashing in to the room with an obvious civilian driver. Wow, good thing everyone was somehow deaf, blind, distracted,
and couldn't feel the impact. Whew, we got lucky there!! I don't know, maybe it's the lack of concern the military guys buddies displayed for their fallen fellow soldier earlier in the movie. I mean, the guy is bring mauled by a raptor, manages to fight it off with his gun, is lying there, so they drug and take the shot raptor away, but no one is phased by their dying buddy. Is Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom available on Netflix?Unfortunately, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is not on Netflix.
Is Jurassic World on Disney+ PLUS?Is Jurassic World Dominion on Disney Plus? No sign of Jurassic World Dominion on Disney+, which is proof that the House of Mouse doesn't have its hands on every franchise!
Is Jurassic World on HBO Max?The "Jurassic Park" franchise features six movies, plus a few spin-off shows and specials. The original trilogy is on HBO Max, and you can rent all three "Jurassic World" movies on-demand.
Is Jurassic World on Netflix or Hulu?Though you can't watch Jurassic Park on Netflix, you can watch all the Jurassic Park movies and all of the Jurassic World movies with an HBO Max extension via Hulu or HBO. If those streaming services aren't available where you live, no problem!
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