If had a million dollars lyrics

  • If I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you a house
    (I would buy you a house)
    And if I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    I'd buy you furniture for your house
    (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
    And if I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you a k-car
    (A nice reliant automobile)
    And if I had a million dollars
    I'd buy your love.

    If I had a million dollars
    (I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
    If I had a million dollars
    (You could help it wouldn't be that hard)
    If I had a million dollars
    (Maybe we could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere)

    Spoken:
    We could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff.
    And there would be food just laid out for us,
    Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things,
    They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
    Well can you blame 'em? haha yeah!

    If I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
    (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    And if I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
    (Yep, like a llama or an emu)
    And if I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
    Oooo all them crazy elephant bones)
    If I had a million dollars
    I'd buy your love.

    If I had a million dollars
    (We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
    If I had a million dollars
    (We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
    If I had a million dollars
    (We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)

    Spoken:
    But we would eat Kraft dinner
    Of course we would we'd just eat more of it,
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    That's right all the fanciest ketchup... dijon ketchup (mmmmmm)

    If I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you a green dress
    (But not a real green dress that's cruel)
    And if i had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you some art
    (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
    If I had a million dollars
    (If I had a million dollars)
    Well, I'd buy you a monkey
    (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
    If I had a million dollars
    I'd buy your love.

    If I had a million dollars (x5)
    I'd be rich!! Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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    Barenaked Ladies (often abbreviated BNL or occasionally BnL) is a Canadian alternative rock band. The band is currently composed of Jim Creeggan, Kevin Hearn, Ed Robertson, and Tyler Stewart. Barenaked Ladies formed in 1988 in Scarborough, Ontario, then a suburban municipality outside the City of Toronto. They are best known for their hit singles, "One Week", "The Old Apartment", "Pinch Me", "If I Had $1000000", "Brian Wilson"; as well as the theme for the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. They have won multiple Juno Awards and have been nominated for Grammy Awards. They are also known for their light-hearted, comedic performance style. Their live shows are known for humorous banter between songs and improvised raps/songs, both of which are staples at virtually eve… more »


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    If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
    And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
    And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    I'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile)
    
    And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
    If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard
    If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn't be that hard
    If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere
    (You know we could just go up the and hang out)
    (Like open the fridge and stuff and, girl, there'd be foods laid out for us)
    (With little pre-wrapped sausages and things, hmm)
    (They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon)
    (Can you blame them? Yeah)
    
    If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
    And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
    And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
    
    And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
    If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
    If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
    If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
    (But we would eat Kraft dinner)
    (Of course we would, we'd just eat more)
    (And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
    (That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, hmm)
    
    If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
    And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
    If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
    Well I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?!)
    
    If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
    If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
    If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
    If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
    I'd be rich

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    Written by: Ed Robertson, Steven Page

    Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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    How much money did if I had a million dollars make?

    According to InflationTool.com, $1 million from 1988 is worth $2.063 million in 2020, and although fans will note that the song wasn't released until 1992, it was recorded in 1988, so the intention was to spend that $1 million at the time of recording.

    What's a green dress?

    archaic. : a gown symbolically acquired at illicit loss of virginity many a green gown has been given, many a kiss, both odd and even— Robert Herrick †1674.