I'd love to know what I did wrong to receive such terrible karma, but I woke up with the worst earworm imaginable to humankind. Show Let me take you back, way back, to the early years of grade school. I attended Westport Elementary and my mind is as sharp as an elephant's. For some God-awful reason, a song my teacher made my classmates and I sing emerged from the depths of my mind and began a non-stop loop. Sort of like "The Song That Never Ends" from the TV Lamb Chop's Play-Along.  Is this song about fast food something you have heard of or remember? I'm having a real tough time evicting it from my brain and it's only fair if I lay it on you, too. If nightmares were created from one single song, it would be this one: At this point, if you've listened to the whole thing, you're probably ripping your hair out and casting the evilest spells my way. Hey, I warned you it was cringy. Now, there seem to be about six more fast food joints that are missing from the version above. I remember, clear as day, singing about Burger King and Taco Bell, but I've discovered a song that includes Dairy Queen, Red Lobster, Arbys, and Wendy's that's a little less cringy than this Ms. Virginia lady. I was kind enough to get you the lyrics so you can sing along to it while it's stuck in your head like a bad dream: A Pizza
Hut, a Pizza Hut, A Burger King, a Burger King, Hungry yet? The fast-food giants of America have poisoned our minds with greasy regrets you'll never forget. At least I didn't. Over 25 years later, it's still stuck in my head. Successful earworm or genius marketing? You be the judge. I'm off to get me some McNuggets. Fast Food Prices Are Going Up in 2022Below, see which fast food giants are raising their prices in 2022. Fan of Fast Food? Here Are the 25 Chain Restaurants With the Most Spots in MaineOf all the national fast food chains in the United States, these are the 25 that are here in Maine ranked by the number of locations across the state. A Pizza Hut (make a square in the air) McDonalds McDonalds (use two hands-make an "M" in the air, starting in the middle) A Jabba the Hut A Burger King (mime eating a burger) Oh boy! I'm out of words to describe this, I don't even know if I like it or find it plain dumb, but at least you have to agree it's a cool and tasty song. Come on boys, let's dance to the beat! Is this a song for kids? -No... too sexy lyrics Is this a song for grownups? -No... too.... you know. Is this a song for aliens? - Mmm... For alien kids? - Yeah! I think that's the perfect audience. I love funny songs, just like "Tarzan & Jane" that I have on this website too (search for it, you won't regret it). CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?= This is what they tell you in restaurants to ask you what you want to eat. Oh, and they ask you this at burgers and pizzerias too. TO THE BEAT= rhythmically, to the rhythm of the music. KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN= Maybe you don't have this in your country, but it's like a McDonald's but only selling chicken food. And yea, it's also junk food (rubbish), but delicious. (if you like to eat rubbish)... (I do)... (sorry). PIZZA HUT= It's like McDonald's but selling pizzas. So it's completely different to a McDonald's because... pizzas are the best food in the world (even when they sell them as junk food). And, if someone ever told you that pizzas are an American speciality..... FOR GOODNESS SAKE, NOOOOOO! Pizzas are Italian, Italian, I-T-A-L-I-A-N, from ITALY!!! And we make much better pizzas than Americans. WHENEVER= Every time NOTHING ELSE CAN BEAT IT= There's nothing superior to it HOT= Hot food is either hot (temperature) or so spicy it "burns" your mouth (like Mexican chilli) ENTICING= tempting AROMA= A pleasant smell from food or flowers. TRUST ME= believe me TO THE BONE= Completely, absolutely Oh my Gosh, "I wanna take you home" "you're driving me crazy" "you make me feel hungry to the bone" "I think of you and lick my lips", "you've got the taste I can't resist", "let's eat to the beat".... Oh, please, stop it!! This is way too sexual for me! Is it really a song for kids? What! Oh, I see... they're talking about pizzas and stuff. Oh well, sorry, I never heard someone talking to a hamburger before and saying romantic things to them ("oh my dear and lovely hamby-pumpy, every time I think of you my mouth waters and I want to take you home and... eat you up!") Mmm... I don't know, still too sexy talk, even for a hamburger. Well, maybe if you say that to a pizza... well, that's different, yea, I talk to my pizzas all the time. And they love it. TO GO= To take away (take away food is food you buy there but take home to eat) NEAT= cute. American people love saying cute (oh, you're so cute!) and British people love saying neat (oh, you're so neat! this is so neat! you're sisters so neat!) CHUNKY= (of people) short and thick. (of food) made up of tight little pieces, like hamburgers. HUNKY= (slang) sexually attractive. What! a "hunky" hamburger!! what then, a sexy pizza, a horny hot dog, a wild bunch of chips... Are you sure they're talking about food here? I GOTTA SING YOUR PRAISES= I've got to sing excellent things about you (I have to praise you with my song) SAVOUR THE FLAVOURS= Taste the tastes DOES ANYONE FANCY A SHAKE?= Anybody feels like dancing? A SHAKE is moving shaking your body, and it is also a "milkshake", a beverage (to drink) that you prepare shaking the drink. Beware people! This is an evil song designed to make little children have sexual fantasies about hamburgers and pizzas!!! Well, let's be honest, having a sexual fantasy about a nice big rounded pizza is perfectly Ok, right?, but.... WITH A HAMBURGER!!!! No way!! this video should be banned, burnt, shred to pieces!! and I should be locked up in a prison for life for uploading this huge pile of rubbish. (sorry Angel, I just couldn't resist myself, a voice in the dark kept telling me I had to upload it and I was too afraid to disobey) What happened to Fast Food Rockers?Their second single, "Say Cheese (Smile Please)", reached #10. After their attempt at a Christmas single only reached #25, and an album that failed to make the charts, the group disbanded in March 2004.
Is KFC owned by McDonald's?Key Takeaways. McDonald's is one of the largest and most well-known fast-food chains in the world. Privately-owned Burger King is McDonald's closest competitor. Yum Brands operates Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut.
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