Where have you been loca urban dictionary

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

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Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee January 3, 2016

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where the hell have you been loca?!

literally the best line in twilight: new moon.

bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???

by poopjockey July 20, 2021

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Good Friend and/or Bella Swan from twilight.

“Bella! Where the hell have you been loca?”

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loca

Crazy female. Typically used as an adjective

Mira ese loca puta

Look at that crazy bitch

by h0mi May 4, 2004

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Loca could be in different wayz. There's loca like crazy, Loca like a clique name, loca like a fly female and loca like a bitch.

"'ta loca esa si quiere salir con el"
"Oye, s'all about the L.o.c.a.s!"
"Mira esa loca ova there..Damn1"
"La loca esa is gettin up in my face and talkin sh!t bout my outfit"

by Laura January 4, 2004

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loca

a noun used for a gay guy;synonym to marica(marika)

Ese es una loca.
That guy is a loca.

by ColombianitaNJSC April 18, 2005

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Immature girl that plays up to guys offering them 'cyber sex' in order to get them on her side. Generally a bitch too.

meet me on aim loca ;)

by obeliskone March 5, 2008

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Loca

What you call the mother of the daughter you imprinted on.

“Bella where the hell have you been loca?”

by Sofia Sun March 14, 2022

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Is how you call a crazy latina

Mira esa maldita loca

Look at dat crazy bitch

by HotLatinaa February 18, 2016

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“Little Loca” is a term used towards people you are relatively close with. “Bella, where have you been loca?” Is a famous line heard in one of the Twilight movies. “Loca” is a term used to describe someone almost . . . Silly and crazy.

“What are you doing, my little loca?”
“Stop being such a little loca.”
“Sheesh, I’m such a little loca, aren’t I?”

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Where do you get off

A question asked to determine which exit someone takes when "getting off" the interstate.

Person 1: So I stole my sons birthday money and honestly dont feel bad about it..

Person 2: Oh my god, where do you get off?

Person 1: I usually take exit 9.

Person 2: Ah I see, okay what were you saying about your stupid son?

by ButterTheMob November 13, 2019

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damn son where did you find this

The vocal sound effect used on trap songs that nobody will never find out who recorded it.

*Listens trap music*
-Oh, man there is the drop coming!
-"Damn son where did you find this?"
*Music drops*

by hardman May 7, 2015

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where the hell have you been loca?!

literally the best line in twilight: new moon.

bella! where the hell have you been loca?!?!???

by poopjockey July 20, 2021

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I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 21, 2005

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.

Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

by Rockthefuckout May 22, 2006

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God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!

this meme is particularly used in pop culture points and shitposts, as you can put them in ridiculous places, much like other green screen memes. this meme originated from toby fox's game delta rune where suzie is bewildered while kris is soulless as usual.

-God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!
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-fuck!

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this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

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What does Loca mean in slang?

LOCA is the plural of LOCUS which means a particular position or place where something occurs or is situated. LOCA means crazy in Spanish "Going loca" would mean going crazy but this would be slang in English.

What is Bella Where have you been loca?

When Taylor Lautner's secondary love interest Jacob Black encounters Bella at his reservation home, he grins and asks “Bella, where the Hell have you been, loca?” and the bizarre question has prompted countless memes from the franchise's sizable fanbase in recent months.

What does Bwthhybl mean from Twilight?

#twilight #bwthhybl. bella where the hell have you been loca. 22.

What is a SLOK?

noun. gulp [noun] a swallowing movement. gulp [noun] the amount of food swallowed.