All About Snowman Jokes by the elves!
Snowman jokes get the elves giggling every time. And now the elves are sharing their 275+ best Snowman Jokes with you! These clean snowman Dad jokes, one-liners and puns are family-friendly Christmas fun for kids and adults of all ages. Show
Snowman Jokes for Christmas! There are snowman carrot jokes, Jack Frost and Frosty jokes plus Olaf and Abominable Snowman jokes (The Bumble!) too! In fact, there are more than 225 of the funniest snowman jokes and almost 50 snowman cartoon jokes (the largest collections of both on the Internet!) to keep children laughing, adults smiling and teachers happy! And if you need more Christmas chuckles after reading these funny snowman riddles and jokes, then check out these kid-friendly Elf Jokes, Christmas Jokes, Reindeer Jokes and more! Snowman Jokes Clean Fun For Everyone!
What do you give a snowman who hurt his ankle? See the doctor when you have the CHILLS! What should you do next for a snowman who hurt his ankle? Why did Frosty the Snowman go to the doctor? What did Olaf take when he was not feeling well? What falls but never hurts itself? What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A Snowblind Snowman! What happened after Santa caught the sniffles from Frosty the Snowman? Why did the snowman need a seeing-eye dog? What are snowgirls made from? What are snowboys made from? What kind of weather does Santa's Grumpy Elf like best? What kind of storm is Frosty the Snowman's fav? There's nothing like a SNOWbow! What do they call it when everything starts to shake at The North Pole!? What is the best thing about REINstorms at the North Pole? What is snowmen's fav part of the North Pole Weather News? What happened when Frosty stayed up too late one night? CHILLing by the TV What old TV show was Frosty the Snowman's fav? What other old TV show did Frosty the Snowman like? What TV game show does Frosty the Snowman like to watch? Frosty Jokes Family Fun For Everyone!
Tap to read about the Elf Christmas Concert! Why was Frosty upset with the paint job Clumsy the Elf did? What happened to Olaf when he first saw the Bumble? Why did Mouse the Littlest Elf do so well playing a snowman in the Christmas Pageant? Why did Olaf like the new store? Clumsy's First Snowman Why was Clumsy the Elf not very good at making snowpeople? Why don't snowpeople work in Santa's Workshop ? Why aren't there as many snowpeople at the North Pole as there used to be? Why do snowmen not make good politicians? Why should you never vote for a snowmen politician?
A Lost Cause For The Naughty List! How do snowpeople greet a Roman Emperor? Why did the naughty snowman end up on the Naughty List? What is Olaf's fav section of the grocery store? What is Olaf's fav thing for supper? Baseball with snowballs? Why does Olaf like to eat ice so much? What happened to Olaf when he played baseball? Did you hear the snowmen are remaking a James Bond movie? Why did Olaf get up extra early on Black Friday? How did Olaf reply when Frosty asked him if the Bumble had texted back? Funny Snowman Jokes!(from Santa's elves)
Meltin' John! Who is the famous snowman that only plays piano in the spring? Who is the most famous snowman rapper? What was the name of the snowboy who refused to grow up? Elsa likes to sing "Let It Go". What does Olaf like to sing? Who is the most famous snowman artist in history? It's Robbie BRRRns! Who is Frosty's fav Scottish poet? How did Olaf scare Frosty the Snowman? What did Olaf say to his girlfriend? What is Olaf's girlfriend's name? Why did CRYSTAL like Olaf? A Flaky Snowman! How did Olaf's Mother-in-Law greet him the first time? Why did Olaf's girlfriend leave him? What did Frosty say to his girlfriend? What else did Frosty say to his girlfriend? What did Frosty's girlfriend think about him? Who was Frosty's snowgirlfriend? Love At Frost Sight! What is the first thing SNOW White does to her hair every morning? What else does SNOW White do to make her hair so pretty? Where did Frosty and SNOW White first kiss? What did Frosty think when he spotted his girlfriend? Why did Frosty have to leave his snowgirlfriend? Look! It's POP-sicle! What did Frosty's girlfriend give him after they broke up? Who are Frosty's parents? Who is Frosty's fav Aunt? Tell Me A Snowman Joke!(SNOW one does them better!)
What kind of cake does Frosty like? What else does Frosty like on his cake? I've Got Your Nose! Do snowpeople get upset if they don't get Christmas presents? What did the Mommy snowperson say to the little snowperson? Why does Frosty the Snowman have a carrot in his nose? How does Frosty give directions? Nothing like FREEZE-dried coffee! Where do Frosty and Olaf live? How do snowmen like their coffee? What is the Bumble's fav snack? What is the Bumble's fav candy? What is the Bumble's fav breakfast? Snowmen like their SNOWFLAKES for breakfast! What is another thing the Bumble likes for breakfast? What is something else that Abominable Snowmen like for breakfast? What is the Bumble's fav seafood? What is the Bumble's fav kind of melon? Snowman BRRRps! What is the Bumble's fav Mexican food? What happens when the Bumble eats too many BRRR-itos? What is the Bumble's fav drink? What kind of salad does the Bumble like best? Pizza with CHILLY peppers. Yum! What does the Bumble like to put on his pizza? What else do snowmen like to put on their pizza? Why don't snowmen drink hot cocoa? What is Olaf's fav drink? What is Olaf's fav supper? FROZEN drinks are the best! From whom do snowmen order their drinks? What do snowmen like to order from BRR-istas? When do snow-chilldren finally come for their dinner? What do snow-chilldren like best about having a birthday? What happened when the snow-chilldren ate too much ICE CREAM cake? What is Olaf's fav Oriental food? What is Olaf's fav English food? Frosty the Snowman Jokes! (R U IGLOO'd to the screen yet?)
Cock-a-doo-IGLOO! What does Frosty the Snowman's rooster say every morning? How does Frosty like to start the day? What does Frosty say after his morning cup of SNOW? ICING sugar makes everything better for a snowman! Why didn't Frosty the Snowman like the carrot cake? What made the carrot cake taste better? What made the carrot cake taste worse? What kind of cake does Frosty like? What else does Frosty like on his cake? Snowman + Vampire = FROSTBITE! What did Professor FumbleBumble get when he crossed Frosty and a shark? What did Professor FumbleBumble get when he crossed Frosty with a vampire? What did The Professor get when he crossed Frosty with a baker? Why did Frosty go to the dentist? Look! A SLUSH Puppy! Why didn't Olaf want to adopt a dog called Frost? What did Olaf call his dog? What did Frosty call his cow? What did Olaf have to do when his slush puppy was naughty? Watch Out For Rattle-FLAKES! Who had their tails cut off by Frosty's wife? What kind of pet is best for snowpeople? What animal scares snowmen? Snowman Christmas Jokes! (It's SNOW Joke!)
What does Frosty eat for lunch? What kind of mug does Frosty the Snowman use for lunch? How Does A Snowman Pick His Nose? What does Frosty like to put on his ICEBERGers? Why do you always find snowmen in the carrots section of the grocery store? What did Olaf say to Frosty? What did Frosty say to Olaf? What do you call Olaf in August? CHILLING out after Christmas What does the Bumble wear on his head? What does Frosty the Snowman do after Christmas? What did Frosty hang over his snowbabies' cribs? What do parents call their snowbabies? What do snow-chilldren say about ice? Don't Have A MELTdown! What are the snow-chilldren's fav letters? What happened when the snow-chilldren heard they had more homework? What do the snow-chilldren think of homework? What do snow-chilldren write their homework on? What did the snow-chilldren do when school was cancelled? Snowman Cartoon Jokes! (ICY more coming! 🤣)
ICE Spy What is a fav plaything of snow-chilldren? What is the snow-chilldren's fav game? How do snow-chilldren know they are getting closer to finding something? How do snow-chilldren mark out playing fields for sports? What do snow-chilldren do at Halloween? SNOW-shoes! What kind of necklaces do snow-chilldren wear at Halloween? What do snow-chilldren wear on their feet? What do snow-chilldren wear on their feet when it is slushy? What is it like in the Frosty household every morning? How did Frosty finally convince the chilldren to behave? Did you hear that Professor FumbleBumble created a new dish when he crossed the Abominable Snowman with pasta? A Brrr Grrr? What happened when Professor FumbleBumble crossed a snowman and a brick? What did Professor FumbleBumble get when he crossed Frosty with a polar bear at lunch time? Why did Frosty the Snowman put his Dad in the freezer? What did Frosty the Snowman say to Olaf? How do snowpeople greet each other in December? What happened when Frosty hit Olaf with a snowball? What happens when snowmen do handstands? What do the elves sing at the Bumble's birthday party? What happens when Olaf does a handstand? What did Frosty say when he saw a pig fly in a snowstorm? How can you tell if there was a snow man in your bed? More Snow Man Jokes!(SNOW one does puns better!)
What is another name for an old snow man? What is another 'nother name for an old snow man? What did Frosty the snow man say after the first snowfall of the year? Time to SNOW the lawn! What did Frosty the snow man say after the second snowfall of the year? What did Olaf say after the first snowfall of the year? What is the best thing to make a snowperson from? How could Olaf tell that Jack Frost was angry with him? How could Olaf tell Jack Frost was still angry with him? How could Jack Frost tell that Frosty was in a fight? Snowmen don't make good cowboys How did Jack Frost's pet do in the dog show? Why do snowmen not make good cowboys? What kind of animals do snowmen ride? How does Frosty the snow man get around? Why do you never see snowpeople in the Olympics? What do you call Frosty the snow man on roller blades? What did the elves call the Bumble when he had a "six-pack"? It's Anakin Snow-walker! Why did Frosty want the reindeer to pull him? Why did Anakin Snowwalker go to the Dark Side? What kind of movies do snowpeople like best? What is Frosty the snow man's fav month? …wants to be an ice rink when he grows up! What do you call an older snowlady? What did the snowman puddle want to be when he grew up? Why do snowmen like to watch hockey? How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen? SNOW Man's An Island! Why do you never see a snowman in the middle of a lake? What does Frosty call a bunch of islands in the ocean? If people send Tweets, what do snowpeople send? What ball never bounces? What do you call a snowman who lies? More Snowman Riddles and Jokes and Puns...!
Facetiming over the WINTERnet! How do snowpeople FaceTime each other? What happens when a snowperson dies? Did you hear there is a new Star Trek coming out? How did Jack Frost cross the river? No business like SNOW business! What did Jack Frost sing when he crossed the river? Why did Olaf move to Hollywood? What does Olaf like to say now that he is famous? What else does Olaf like to say now that he is famous? Why does Olaf want to learn how to skate? What happens when the snowman from Frozen reads these funny reindeer jokes? Snowmen keep their money in a SNOWbank! What did Frosty the Snowman say to the carrot that would not leave him alone? Where does Frosty keep his money? How did Olaf make all his money? Where did Frosty the Snowman go on a hot day? What did Clumsy the Elf say to Frosty the Snowman? What did Mouse the Littlest Elf say to Frosty the Snowman? Here Comes The Judge! What did Santa's Grumpy Elf say to Frosty the Snowman? What is a snowman judge called? What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty the Snowman stealing? What is a snowman who steals things called? How did Santa stop the Grinch from stealing Christmas at the North Pole? Snowman Dad Jokes (written by "Pop-Sicle"!)
A chicken crossing the road What does Frosty say about snowpeople who do not think before they act? How does a snowman's fav joke begin? What does Olaf like to order at Wendy's? What does Olaf like to order at McDonald's? What did Frosty think when he saw the Grinch stealing Christmas? Why do reptiles make such good snowmen? Oh no! Not an ice-TICKLE! What does Olaf call the first day of each month? How do you make a snowman laugh? Why could Sherlock Elf not catch the snowman BRRR-glar? What do the reindeer say to the snowman that lives outside the reindeer barn ? How does Clumsy the Elf start his snowmobile? What did Frosty say to Clumsy the Elf about his snowmobile? Snow much fun at the SnowBall! What kind of tires do snowmen have on their ice-cycles? Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance? Why did Olaf not go to the SNOWBall? Why does Olaf like to visit the dentist? A Choo-Choo Igloo! What can bite & nip at your toes... but has no teeth? Why did the snowman put his house on a train? What city do snowpeople like to go to for vacation? Where did Olaf want to go on vacation? Where else did Olaf want to go on vacation? Snowpeople on vacation Where did Jack Frost want to go on vacation? What did Jack Frost say about going to Florida? What do you call a snowman in Hawaii? It's FROSTED glass! Why did Frosty want to go to Hawaii? What do snowmen like to look through? Did you know that snowmen build their homes in a circle? Jokes from emailSanta.com. Merry Christmas!Reminder for more Christmas Fun! |