Updated: Feb. 5, 2021 Originally Published: Oct. 11, 2019 jacoblund/ Getty Images Everyone needs a pal, a buddy, a soul sista that help you through the rough times. Where would we be without our friends cheering us on? Who would call us on our BS and how on earth would we ever know if our top looks cute? Friendships are key to many things, especially good times and bouts of laughter. Nothing beats laughing with your best friend and dropping hilarious friend jokes. As an extended member of the family (we’ve got family jokes, too!), they’re the ones who know all of your secrets – and love you because of them. Looking for new ways to add a smile to your BFF’s face? You’re not alone. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, ‘friend quotes’ are searched for over 27,000 times per month. So we rounded up the funniest jokes and quotes that will leave you and your friend LOLing for days.
Well, good friends are hard to find.
One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
They drive everyone nuts.
He was still digesting all of his followers on Twitter!
He didn’t want to be Owl by himself.
She was my rock.
He’s always telling me to drop over.
They branch out.
Lettuce celebrate.
Goes onion and on.
We’re mint to be.
Forever.
Because all his friends Argon.
Bonely.
Leslie: “That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!” Parks & Recreation (2009-2015)
Donkey: Oh, I’ll tell you why. [sings] ‘Cause I’m all alone. There’s no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There’s no one to deride me! But ya gotta have friends! Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends. Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. –Shrek (2001)
Lucy: “Well, this is one time I can do without you.” Ethel: “What’s wrong with me all of a sudden?! […]” Lucy: “Well, alright, Ethel, come along if you want to.” Ethel: “No, I don’t want to. I just wanted you to ask me.” I Love Lucy (1951-1957)
Lorelai: “Me too.” Rory: “You’ve no idea who I’m talking about.” Lorelai: “Solidarity, sister.” Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)
This article was originally published on Oct. 11, 2019 |